I faked an orgasm without being conscious that that was what I was doing.

If you are not bisexual, you do not get to tell us what our identity is. Full stop.

Pansexuality is not about attraction to aliens, or machines, or anything that isn't human. Pansexuality is not promiscuity. Pansexuality refers to attraction experienced by humans for other humans. Yes, definitions of words can adapt and change due to context, but the adaptation of meaning is meaningless if it's not driven by the people to whom the word actually applies.